As Oscar Wilde put it...
From a story in the Argentinian newspaper Clarin (my translation and emphasis):
A man has 37 children and asks for an operation to not have any more
His name is Cleto Ruiz Díaz, he is 44 years old and lives in Corrientes. He has no permanent job. He has so many children he cannot remember their names. He wants to get a vasectomy to eliminate his reproductive capacity.
The story does not include the children's names, but who can have any doubt that they were Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil? At least some of them.
(Hat tip goes to my cynical friend, who told me about the article without posting it but insisted on being credited anyway )