Best. Paper. Ever.
Well, perhaps "paper" should be replaced with "undergrad lab report" and "best" should be replaced with "most honest". Or with "funniest". It certainly beats in the last category the report I wrote seven years ago for my first lab course, which I titled "Indiana Joules: Raiders of the Lost Energy". (I swear I'm not making this up. Throw your rotten tomatoes if you want.)